Kiss me you Fool

We went on a marching tour of the city last night. It's what you do here during Carnaval. You pay lots of money, they give you a t-shirt and then you follow a huge truck carrying a live band through the pouring rain for five hours. Good times.

Sarah and I got soaked, danced awkwardly along with everybody else and lost about thirty percent of our hearing. Sarah also was kissed by about a half dozen guys. I would lose her in the crowd and a few seconds later a guy would be pushing himself on her. He wouldn't be overly aggressive, he would just kind of smile and go in for a quick make-out session. At this point, I would calmly walk up, and tap him on the shoulder.

"Hi."

"Oh. Sorry. I am sorry."

Every guy I caught trying to kiss my wife couldn't have been nicer. They were all very sorry about the misunderstanding. And they really were. There was a nice spirit of non-violence about the whole night. Single guys and single (or at least appearing to be) girls just making out on the street. It had a very eighth-grade party in someone's basement kind of quality. Harmless fun. Of course, no Brazilian girl tried to make out with me, but that's probably for the best.

-Brendan

Comments

Woot. First Comment. Poor Brendan, no ladies wanted to make out with you. At least Sarah was having a good time. :)

Was sarah freaked? I'd be a little freaked if some stranger kissed me. Well maybe not after the third drink and if he was a gorgeous brazilian hottie...

Way to go Brendan for keeping your cool!

With a woman as beautiful as Sarah, I would guess that jealousy would be something to check at the door. Way to keep your cool Brendan.

I miss those 8th grade parties!

Huh! Some random guy is kissing your wife and you are all smiles about it and also write a post about it. In India some guys stared at your wife and you talk nonsense about them in your post. Wow! now this is what I call a biased and racist mind. It's a pity that none of the brazilian girls are interested in you. Watch over your back Brendan, Sarah might actually be making out with someone with the pretext of having fun.

no pix of guys making out with sarah?

Those Brazlians girls must not have much in the brainage area. At least the guys have good taste! Heehee! :)

what a little p u s s y wimp you are. maybe you like watching your wife getting some. Sick.