Why We Are Better Than the Rest of the World

Sarah and I have the same sense of humor. It's about on par with a sarcastic eleven year old. So one of our favorite things to do is play a little game called, 'make fun of everyone else.' Now before you go calling us ugly Americans (and you'd be right, of course) understand we only make fun of these people in private, or at least when their backs are turned. We can do this because we are perfect.

The other day we were talking with a girl from Florida. I told her my parents had a condo down in Florida. I understand this is not an exciting revelation about myself. I was only trying to keep the conversation going (it was waning and we we're about two seconds away from discussing the weather, and I didn't come all the way the way to Southeast Asia to chat about the silly weather). She shrugged and said, 'Everyone's parents have a condo in Florida, idiot!!' (She didn't actually call me an idiot, but the tone of her voice did). Florida girl then proceeded to tell us we are going to India at the wrong time of year (November). She knows. She's been there. Witch.

Of course the nanosecond she left, Sarah and I opened up on her.

Me: (In high, witchy Florida girl voice) 'OOOOH.. I'm from Flooorida! Look at ME!! I'm so smart!!!

Sarah: (continuing voice) I know the SEEEASONS in India!!! I'm from Flooorida!! EVERYONE'S parents are there.. don't you KNOW THAT!!!'

Sarah: (in her own voice now) Well my parents aren't! Who's the idiot now! God, I hate everyone.

Comments

Wow, and i thought it was just my husband and i who did that. Nice to know we aren't alone.

aww..poor baby, missing mom! Sarah, be kind. everyone miss their mom wen they are in pain. A little pampering works wonders.

take care of each other,
luv u both

BAHahaha!!
I love it.